Callan Says.....

Callan: 7010 (seventy-ten) Mama.

Mama: 7010 what?

Callan: It's a number.

Mama: Oh ok. Cool.

Callan: You know, like 1, 2, 3, 4, 10, 28, 47, 78, 79, 7010.

Callan was grinding against my elliptical machine.

Mama: Stop it, what are you doing?

Callan: I'm humping it.

Mama: What?!

Callan: You and Daddy hump. (For the record, he has never seen us hump.)

Callan: Mama, I like Dandelions.

Mama: Mmmmm.

Callan: They are a weed flower you know.