Saturday, June 15, 2019

This Summer Hide Dad’s Sweaty Backside With Camouflage SwampButt Underwear

Right around the corner is the heart of summer vacation time, which is also the hottest, most humid season of the year. The people at SwampButt Underwear know all too well that families from all over the USA will pack the car/truck/SUV/van and visit one or several of the country’s many places to take it easy for a week or two. But even the best planned and executed family outing can be marred when dad’s wet bottom sticks to the car seat, restaurant booth, bar stool, amusement park ride, or public bench. Worse still, those wet butts leave stains in the shape of your father’s buttocks. Known as ‘dari-angels’ these stains brand the seat, sitter, and his relatives as yucky to be around. No one needs that, but help is available. The makers of SwampButt Underwear realize that

1) most men are blissfully unaware of their swamp butt
2) those who are aware seem not to care
3) the other members of the family or anyone in the travel party care deeply and prefer not to attract this type of negative attention.
How It Works
SwampButt Underwear Made in the USA garments are made from 83% polyester and 17% Spandex. The leg openings and waist bands are larger and more forgiving than the original offering the company made. “More Spandex means more stretchier,” Heraldson points out. The fabric is also made to prevent odors accompanied by the overheated butt-crack. Bad-odors tend to get into fabrics and stay there. No amount of washing, scrubbing, or beating underpants on rocks will remove the stench born of butt sweat and worse. To combat the presence of this bouquet of stink, the new SwampButt Performance Made in the USA garments are also made with ‘Microblok’ technology to prevent stinky drawers. MicroBlok inhibits the growth of bacteria on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors, and product deterioration. According to the people who make it, the MicroBlok product line inhibits the growth of bacteria, fungi, molds, yeasts and other microbes on treated surfaces of products, greatly reducing stains, odors, and product deterioration. MicroBlok has undergone rigorous laboratory testing. These tests measure the inhibition of bacteria, fungi, molds, and other microbes on the tested plastic substrates. It’s an ideal inhibitor for use in products subject to high humidity such as those intended for kitchen and bath environments as well as outdoor uses including furniture, decking, and yes -  underwear. “If there is a warmer or more humid place than a fat guys’ butt crack, I don’t want to know about it,” Heraldson declared.

About SwampButt Underwear
SwampButt Underwear is a real company that makes products that help solve a real problem. SwampButt Underwear is trademarked in the U.S. and foreign countries.

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